I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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