I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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