How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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