In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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