no you cant smoke seaweed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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