It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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