there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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