Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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