I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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