Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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