i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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