Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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