I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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