You really coming over, don't trick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You left your phone here
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