Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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