It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
