There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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