Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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