then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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