His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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