I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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