does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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