Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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