Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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