So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone shit on the floor
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
either way he was missing a nipple.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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