I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I need to sanitize my soul.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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