ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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