Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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