I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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