im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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