Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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