Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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