I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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