Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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