Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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