Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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