Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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