Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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