i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
ttyl tear gas
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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