Are we in a gay sports bar?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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