her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
