i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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