lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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