i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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