also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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