Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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