If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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