If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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