i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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