There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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