Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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