IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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