I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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