No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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