connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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